Is it just me, or does this thing just totally freaking rock? I mean, ignore for a moment the fact that it looks like a jet fighter. Ignore the fact that it's got breasts. Ignore the fact that it looks like it's doing 120 standing still. Now I ask you: Can you even BEGIN to imagine what a chick magnet you would be driving this down the street in 1999? Could a Boxter or a Z3 even begin to compete with this incredible piece of Detroit iron? HELL no! Now get down on your knees with me! All hail the omnipotent splendor of the 1959 Cadillac Cyclone, delicious babe sold seperately, can I get an "Amen", somebody! Oops, I think I wet myself again.